The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.
I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.
by Stephen Jung December 10, 2013
by Certified Barbie July 10, 2024
A Southern California regional holiday in which participants use their own birthdays to honor the modern legacy of Bleather by Blucas. Bleather by Blucas is a range of leather apparel developed by "Blucas," an amalgam of the fictional character Riley Finn from the Buffyverse and the actor that portrays him, Marc Blucas.
How fortunate that your Bleather Birthday coincides with Bleather by Blucas' release of his new fall line "Bleather Betrayal."
by Bleather Boo September 05, 2017
Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.
by yellowpanda February 21, 2018
Oh! Looks like it’s Payton’s birthday month. Guess we have to get her a golf cart and a gift every day
by Sadnap June 07, 2021
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