A Very Robear Birthday

To invite all your friends to your Sweet 16 and charge them $10 for admission for one slice of pizza and a glass of soda.

The $10 I paid to get in was worth it. I hope my sweet 16 is a Very Robear Birthday too

by Dollars to Since July 24, 2020

birthday backshots

When it is someone’s birthday you give them backshots to match their age.

Hey Jamal i heard you turned 40 today, you know what that means, 40 birthday backshots

by Kidthoucher69 June 6, 2024

your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023

Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Birthday-zilla

Someone hella into a milestone birthday and posting about it for a month before and after

“She has had three parties already. This birthday-zilla making me feel sick.”

by Ylady March 15, 2022

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018