a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 07, 2016
by Nemoryra May 26, 2019
Usually between sex with complete strangers, coming to an agreement beforehand, I love you play is a kink/fantasy play during sex where one would say I love you and the other would say I love you too.
Him: I love you
Her: I love you too,
Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !
Her: I love you too,
Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !
by Graywolf655 December 10, 2022
When you're deeply, silently in love with someone — but only show a tiny part of it. Like an iceberg, most of that love stays hidden beneath the surface, powerful and unseen.
by Mariabrasil May 24, 2025
This is a love that is all so daunting. It is when two star-crossed lovers fall head over heels but the timing never aligns. One loves far too early and the other far too late.
"Do you see the vision shnookums?" - Puffer
10 years later...
"Have you always had that twinkle in your eye?" - Mammoth
belated love at its finest.
10 years later...
"Have you always had that twinkle in your eye?" - Mammoth
belated love at its finest.
by 6823740329482390 May 02, 2024
Exiled love is harshly treated because of when people of two different races love each other, their families wont let them date outside their own race, and force them to date their own kind. a lot of times the men from the other race will kill this guy from this different race to stop it, by all means. today they will even falsely get him lock up in prison, even forever. even if it takes bribing judges, police officers, and jurors, jury, lawyers and prosecutors. no hope. a lot of couples like this will run away together and exile their selves because no one from their race will listen and understand.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 22, 2022
“Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.
I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.
by concision November 03, 2023