static HTML bitch

The lowest kind of developer; someone who knows barely enough HTML to create simple tables and forms.

The lowest kind of developer is a web developer, and the lowest kind of web developer is a static HTML bitch.

by Ron January 24, 2003

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Helicopter Bitch

Overprotective dog owner

He couldn't concentrate at the office, worried his terrier couldn't look after itself. During lunch break, he drove to doggy daycare with a special treat for his dog. He is such a helicopter bitch.

by fritz_lapook September 26, 2009

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Resting bitch face

Resting bitch face the look on a bitches face while she is perpetually in bitch mode.

Aka bf, also refer to as bf^2

Dude 1: Julie always looks angry.

Dude 2: She is just in resting bitch face mode. Can’t turn off her anger.

Dude 1: I guess she needs a good ass banging

by T_rump_supporter November 25, 2017

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Bitch Ass Cake

A term used when angry or something goes wrong.

Origins: Created when much effort was put into a recipe for a cake and even though it came out perfect it still tasted horrible. Creator = Jackie.

"Hey did you hear we have a test in History?"
"Really? Bitch ass cake!"

by Just let me put my name!!!....Caty April 26, 2006

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Bucket bitch

Someone who's too stupid to spell bucket.

Bob: "Did you hear what Jordan said?"
Cory: "Man she's just a bucket bitch"

by RatchetGirl July 25, 2011

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The law of life that, when in the precarious situation of having to pick between banking and booty, a true banker will always be loyal to his art and pick a life of the 3 Bs: boobs, booze and benjamin's.

Ben: I don't know what to do man, I've got an interview with JP tomorrow but this girl keeps wanting to go out.
Kris: Dude get your shit together you know the rule
Ben: Ye you're right.. Banking before bitches
Kris: Banking before bitches indeed

by This is my swamp. May 5, 2014

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