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he-bitch-man-slap

One of the choice weapons in any reputable pimp's arsenal. Not quite as good as a pimp slap, as the he-bitch-man-slap can only be used to pimps to male gigolos. However any such threat of the he-bitch-man-slap should be backed up by a wavering of the pimp hand and should make the bitch cower like jelly being eaten by a wobbly man from jim davidson's generation game.

In short: Weapon for controlling He-bitches
"Don't make me he-bitch-man-slap you man!"
by Jeffrey Douglas August 30, 2006
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Poor Man's Black Velvet

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'
Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.
by CitizenBob May 25, 2007
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half-man half-amazing

1. A well rounded individual.
2. Someone who is both physically and intellectually superior to others.
Hit the earth like a comet invasion
Nas is like the Afrocentric Asian
Half-man, half-amazing
by pmc255 August 5, 2004
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Another alternate phrase meaning going to take a piss, uttered to a friend in a bar.
Man 1: I'm going to speak to a man about a Cadillac.
Man 2: Cool, I'll order us another round.
by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006
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will you shut up, man?

Only the most courageous people can say this... to the president of the united fucking states. Also has become a meme.
Person 1: As I was saying-
Person 2: *interrupts about five thousand times*
Person 1: Will you shut up, man?
by alksjfhaksdfh September 30, 2020
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Asian man in da snow

Chinese egghead lookin god who beautifully sang Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. He got some competition with the Chinese neckman tho
My sex slave: Who's that guy who sang xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao?

The dried up cum sock under my bed: Dawg that be the Asian man in da snow
by pierre poolwater May 22, 2020
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Pre man-strual syndrome

When a man has symptoms similar to when a woman PMSes.

Like, getting mad/annoyed at simple things and taking it out on you.
John: YOU LEFT THE FUCKING MILK OUT!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? I MEAN I WORK SO HARD *Cries*

Meagan: Uh... What's up with John?

Steve: He's got pre man-strual syndrome.
by CapnNorris December 25, 2010
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