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Smelly Balls

when that one femboys balls are just always sweaty
"that guys got some pretty smelly balls, hes probably a femboy"
by Allastorm November 7, 2025
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Growy balls syndrome

when a persons balls often grow in size from filling up with cum, especially common throughout femboys, the (often times) femboys balls sloshing and rumbling the bigger they get, often paired with being sweaty and slightly smelly
"yo bro your balls are HUGE, i think you might have a case of growy balls syndrome"
by Allastorm November 7, 2025
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Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,
Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?
by shailockbear November 8, 2025
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A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.
Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!
by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025
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Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.
Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.
by shailockbear November 13, 2025
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Ball Cheese

The smell/stench of your sweaty balls almost cheese like scent. Mostly do to extraordinary marination.
Yo I got major ball cheese right now.
by yuckzvl November 13, 2025
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A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
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