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Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?
Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is
by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025
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Eight ball

damn gimme that head boi I beat you in eight ball
by Jsnsjdudindndd November 6, 2021
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Ball Call

When a male is contacted after 12 AM about potential sexual relations .
Yo, bro. Stephanie totally ball called me last night. We went balls to the wall. Bingo Bango Bongo.
by Clay.Rosema.54 March 9, 2020
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Beef Ball

Beef Ball is a underground slang term used in multiple songs. The meaning of Beef Ball is that you are playing basketball nude or wearing no clothes from the waist down. In Beef Ball you can only dunk, and to win you need to put your testicals on the opponents face or mouth.
"Heard you won in a beef ball game"

"Yeah, me and Dylan put our nuts on Aiden's head."
by Edwin Jarlox July 26, 2024
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sweaty mozarella balls

The way your hand smells when you put your hand under your balls,take it out and smell it after a long summer day of 101°
"Damn my ball meat smells like sweaty mozarella balls daniel"
by Drdraindill November 23, 2017
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rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart
ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning
by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022
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nitro ball

A game played by middle schoolers for prizes and bragging rights.
Did you guys win your nitro ball game?
No man my team sucks.
by ALLUHALBAR December 1, 2016
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