Make the bald man cry

The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"

Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!

by ganjaaaaa July 17, 2009

spider man dat hoe

When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)

I was about to superman my hoe last night but I spider man dat hoe instead. Right in the eye.

by kristie quick & kelly taylor December 20, 2007

Most Handsome Man in the World

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V is the Most Handsome Man in the World

BTS V was named Most Handsome Man by the YouTube channel "Top 10 World" after he won by unanimous votes against names like Hrithik Roshan, Robert Pattinson, Chris Evans, Zayn Malik, Chris Hemsworth and Tom Cruise. Kim Taehyung has been winning #1 spot in this category since 2018 in various polls by magazines, YouTube channels, websites and other platforms.

Kim Taehyung is one of the most critically acclaimed visuals in the industry right now.

Kim Taehyung is the most handsome man in the world.

by kpop crunch July 12, 2021

little man in the pink canoe

womans clit.

man, she loves it when i play with the little man in the pink canoe.

by christo October 27, 2003

See a man about a dog

Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

The Most Interesting Man in the World

A total badass that every man wants to be when they get older. His commercials show just how pussified society has become in the past 50 years.

"I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

"Stay thirsty my friends."

Quoted from The Most Interesting Man in the World

by roc18 August 13, 2009

Two Man Mosh Pit

when at a party/school disco, two male teenage(often univited friends (best mates and loners) who arent getting into the party and generally have distain for the music played or hosts of the party, often by shouting "two man mosh pit!", start moshing and jumping into eachother violently for a brief period startling the people sitting on sofas singing to girls aloud.

"Hey Ed, why did we go to this girls party. The music sucks"

"You know what I'm thinking?"

"TWO MAN MOSH PIT!"

by Billy Messerschmitt October 26, 2008