oi cai dit con me FPT

When you have to pay for your unbelievable fee, and get the retake exam after all.

Why is wifi lag? oi cai dit con me FPT

by anonymous October 27, 2025

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Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

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Hear me out

Three words you do NOT want to hear when seeing anything.

Hear me out, hear me out.

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

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dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.

Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.

by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022

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adopt me bruh

adopt me? more like drop me

Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh

by urbandictionaryisprettycursed June 20, 2021

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1. Used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself as the object of a verb or preposition.
"do you understand me?"
2. (Informal) Used in exclamations.
3. (Informal) When used at a high volume, you can express great interest in the thing someone is holding. Best used when you are snatching said item.

ME!!!!!!!!!!
Whao chill, have this basketball

by hmm69420 May 11, 2021

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