Schrodinger's Balls

when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know

"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen

by gamergodXD June 2, 2023

when the balls are balls

a common term that describes a hardcore event that involves hard things

guy 1: (sends a video of hardheadedness)
response: "that's what happens when the balls are balls "
response 2:"that's the balls"

by cheeze handler February 22, 2022

Sherm ball

A weird/retarded ass Nigga

God damn nigga your a fucking sherm ball

by Tonyslump June 15, 2022

Stress Ball

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.

I made sure I took that stress ball with me.

by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024

balls

another name for the-thing-in-your-pants
also multiple balls

can i have one of your balls?
i will suck on your balls

by person we dont speak of April 11, 2021

Poopy balls

When you are feeling hungry and you want a quick snack poopy
Balls is a chocolate covered peanut that is in the shape of a ballsack you can go to most chocolate factories and ask the teller you want a poopy balls he will know what your talking about.

I wanted to get a taste of his “poopy balls”
for lunch.

by Cloudymw September 18, 2022

Clip an' Balls

A preferred method used by males to shave their PUEBES by clipping them to a flat surface.

"You ok dude, you're walking kinda funny?"

"Nah, me and the bays had to clip an' balls last night."

by The spoon$ May 18, 2021