Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.

"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"

by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024

Bro Fund Me

Cash collection process to get your buddy out of jail.

"The Police Department does not accept PayPal. I set up a Bro Fund Me account by driving to your place. How much cash can you donate to help get Sam out of jail. He's a friend in need.

by Matt8ken January 20, 2020

me

me

me me

by me me me me mememememmemememem November 3, 2022

clutch me

To physically attack someone. 🌝

Yo clutch me and ima fuck you up.

by freak.tae November 8, 2015

tell me why

ain't nothin' but a heartache

tell me why

ain't nothin' but a mistake

by imjustrllybored June 30, 2023

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Vote for me

a person saying vote for me for no entire reason. :|

VOTE FOR MEEE!!!! PLEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!!

by TheBREAKFASTguy February 13, 2019