high on their own farts

Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements

All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts

by anonymous December 14, 2024

Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

High-curious

Being curious about getting high and what it feels like.

Bob is always saying he is thinking about trying weed. for the first time. He is totally high-curious

by Rockyhood November 13, 2016

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

McEwen High School

A high school in the middle of nowhere. Known for producing graduating classes of both people who can't spell their own name and people who have trouble understanding what the phrase "unfinished homework" means. All the band's instruments are broken, all the cheerleaders are secretly rooting for the other team, and the teachers just want the torture to end.

McEwen High School is your average, everyday-- annnd you stole my lungs.

by MyChemicalFallOutSiren March 15, 2017

Lake high

Your typically Aussie school. You will often see young eshays walking around with fanny packs (purses) which are typically Nike, adidas etc. if you go on Snapchat there will probably be about 3-6 videos on peoples stories smoking a bong with the homies in their lake high uniform. The girls often get in bitchy fight cause their bestfriend fucked their crush (most likely year nine) p.s if you are a girl make sure you pull up your skirt until it sits under your boobs. Most people are expelled from Warilla that go there

Today I went to lake high and bought pot from a year 7

by Random aussie December 12, 2018

writers high

Is a time of day when a writer get all their ideas and thoughts about what he/she wants to write about

Dude: bro I can’t think of anything to write can you give me ideas.
Bro: dude just wait till your writers high then you will know what to do.

by Hentaijoker September 10, 2020