The act of standing up, spreading your thighs and attempting to swing your sweaty, sticky balls, onto your thighs.
After I got done working out I was bored so I played a game of stick ball and got the right on for three minutes!
by OrangeJoseph March 5, 2019
Get the Stick Ballmug. A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the blue ballsmug. A spherical object usually used in sports like Basketball, Soccer, and Tennis.
Some types of balls can bounce, aka Bouncy Balls.
If you think about balls in 2d, Then you can call that a circle.
List of Ball-Like objects include but not limited to: Hamster Wheels, 8-Balls, and Yarn.
Some types of balls can bounce, aka Bouncy Balls.
If you think about balls in 2d, Then you can call that a circle.
List of Ball-Like objects include but not limited to: Hamster Wheels, 8-Balls, and Yarn.
by Ilbeity January 4, 2024
Get the Ballmug. by R balls October 21, 2018
Get the Radish ballsmug. by S0phzero February 23, 2024
Get the Oh my place where tennis balls are createdmug. National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better
by Allastorm December 28, 2024
Get the National Sweaty Balls Daymug. VERY SMALL testicles... usually belonging to the gamer himself Midearthgamer, these testicles are abnormally small.
by GimyHima March 18, 2023
Get the Mid's Ballsmug.