Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.

Grandmother: Those are big black monkey balls.

by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022

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time traveling ball pit

A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid

Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible

Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how

by mercy deserves medic April 24, 2022

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National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better

"Bro Ron, Today is National Sweaty Balls Day, You Know What That means!"

by Allastorm December 28, 2024

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Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

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