a derogatory term for a woman focussed on one goal: to catch a lover as soon as possible. The term implies that the vagina is moving the woman, the woman is merely the wheels for the vagina.
She will often claim pure innocent motives: she may be talking to you, she may be pretending to be interested in something, she may claim she is 'not looking' or 'not into a relationship right now'.
But, in actuality, she is constantly checking out the room and will move suddenly, sometimes in mid-conversation, to attach herself to the next-most-eligible-potential-lover, and will do anything to move herself INTO their orbit and move other women OUT.
She will often claim pure innocent motives: she may be talking to you, she may be pretending to be interested in something, she may claim she is 'not looking' or 'not into a relationship right now'.
But, in actuality, she is constantly checking out the room and will move suddenly, sometimes in mid-conversation, to attach herself to the next-most-eligible-potential-lover, and will do anything to move herself INTO their orbit and move other women OUT.
Susie says doesnt want to get involved with anyone, but when that Ken-doll arrived into the party, she cornered him and chatted him up, and was sitting in his lap laughing in 10 minutes. She totally ignored me when I walked by. Susie is just a vagina on wheels.
by kipseeks June 1, 2009
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Edward: Yeah?
Damon: Emphasis on the semi.
Edward: Like an 18 Wheeler?!
Edward: Yeah?
Damon: Emphasis on the semi.
Edward: Like an 18 Wheeler?!
by DamonSweepsHere October 30, 2007
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The act of having many men with erect penises in the same room. There is also one female laying over a bar stool nude. The object is to spin her and the guy she lands on gets to fuck her and the guy on the opposite side gets a blowjob.
Dude, those guys really ran a wheel of fornication on that hoe.
Yeah, it was like Vanna White turned into Taylor Rain.
Yeah, it was like Vanna White turned into Taylor Rain.
by deprydation November 8, 2009
Get the Wheel Of Fornication mug.A phrase used to describe a homosexual. When someone is said to have a 'a rope tied around his wheelbarrow' it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.
It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'
The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.
It is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which homosexuals utilise another persons anus, they can be described as 'uphill gardeners'. If someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have 'a rope tied around their wheelbarrow'
The reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarrassment to those around you when putting a persons sexuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.
'Look at the way he walks, I bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'
'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'
'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)
'Hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow'
'What, no girlfriend? Wheelbarrow mate!' (shortened)
by missadventure October 20, 2006
Get the a rope tied around his wheelbarrow mug.A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
by Omri April 27, 2005
Get the If my grandma had wheels mug.Ayyo it's fucked up...Wheeler got fired from Wendy's and now he's a wheeler at Country Meadows. Haha what a fucking tool!
by Nick D February 27, 2003
Get the Wheeler mug.An obnoxious high school girl in a wheelchair who moves through the hallways slowly just to piss everyone off.
"Dude, I got stuck behind a Wheelchair Girl in the hall yesterday and missed the first two minutes of class!"
by Noz Dormuu December 19, 2008
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