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Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.
Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!
by Göbert August 13, 2025
mugGet the Tom, you may as well leavemug.

spree-wells

bitches ride and get busted like hell
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
mugGet the spree-wellsmug.

zoe wells

The most beautiful girl of all time to graze springbank. Nothing truly compares to her, master piece of a face and a figure that puts any straight male in a state of awe
by samraat gill October 28, 2023
mugGet the zoe wellsmug.

live well

living your life to the fullest, live but live well, never regret anything
you can’t just live you have to live well
by mnda_b August 9, 2020
mugGet the live wellmug.

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?
A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
mugGet the Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...mug.

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