well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 29, 2022

Live well every day

fine

Live well every day

by Toth3 August 28, 2021

well roper

Long dicked. Having a dick long as a well rope. Making them a well roper.

That well roper walk in the shower and embarrassed everyone else.

by Woodpimp June 12, 2024

Well Top Doodle

It's like when ur saying "Well to bad" but it's "Well top doodle

Person A: I can't go out tonight

Person B: Well top doodle!

by Ur local dumb person April 01, 2022

All Too Well

Unit of time used to measure 10 minutes and 13 seconds. The reason it measures this time is due to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault).

Jake: Hey, I'm running late by an All Too Well due to traffic.
Aleysha: Got it, I'll adjust the schedule to fit this.
Jake: thx

by swiftie13 <3 August 21, 2023

well you died

when you think you win.

game: You Win!
you:YEA
server: well you died

Game: you lose
you: #$$%$!@#$%$#@#$%$#

by Projoe(the real one) March 22, 2018

Wishing Well of Doom

A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.

Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.

Dude I fucked that girl and she was a wishing well of doom

by bitchcanthandle March 29, 2016