hair wank

to wrap some birds hair round your penis and then with the use of her head and your hand to proceed to spill your load all over her hair causing severe tanglement of her hair.

Man - Oh baby, I love the hair wank, I am about to shoot my monstrous load all over your goldie locks

Bird - thank you, you are most kind and I am eternally grateful. can you pop to the shop to get some Pantene Pro V

by Dazzling Dazza July 7, 2006

Ham Wank

To have a wank whilst having a slice of ham between your hand and your penis.

I went to the shops to get some sliced ham so I could ham wank all night.

by dozza909 January 25, 2012

Posh wank

A masturbation session using and condom on the dude's dick. Posh in the sense that there is no need to clean up.Posh wanks are renowned for feeling better than normal wanks and make the user jizz cum faster. Posh wanks are best served on a monthly basis as they can be gotten used to is this happens the only known cure is to go back to normal wanks for about a month then go back on to posh wanks once then another month long break.

I had a posh wank recently I got the jonny's from my local pub I cummed inside of 2 minutes

by lloydoyd March 21, 2011

Load of Wank

Anything that is untrue or falacy.......Typically used by Pompous British men.

Sean saying he is a womanizer, thats a load of wank.

by Bebes May 13, 2005

wank off

What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.

After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.

by sicko the clown November 14, 2004

macho wank

when a man uses a full length mirror to his advantage. the mirror gives the true scale of the manhood in proportion to the body and boosting your confidence and making you feel 'macho'! obviously while bashing one out at the same time...MACHO WANK!

Jon: hey marco, did you have a good night?

Marco: yeah mate, had a macho wank init!

by JonTRC+Marco September 8, 2005

Clank Wank

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.

Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.

by Jnda88 August 16, 2016