Twitter

A social media platform thats filled with nudes and toxic arguments

Person One: Ima go on twitter
Person Two: IMAGINNNN GOIN ON TWITTA IN 2022!!! UR A.LOSER!!

by A normal person who's disliked July 5, 2022

twitter

the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life

guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat

by unfunny man August 24, 2022

Twitter

A social media platform that racists, feminists, politicians, and furries go to argue with eachother.

Damn bro, I saw my little sister on Twitter yesterday.. I think euthanasia is the best course of action.

by Cinnabonlord September 2, 2022

Twitter

Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.

I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

Twitter circle

Where you can be horny in peace

Everyone’s horny in the twitter circle

by London berry September 13, 2022

Twitter

Scary. Never state your controversial opinions on this site unless you want a box of spiders at your door (the spiders at your door is a very dramatic result of what could happen. Also very not likely)

Someone:”I like *insert controversial cc (content creator)”
Some idiot Stan on Twitter: “Your address is ________________. I hope you break ur arm. Anyways go *insert some Stan shit*

by n0t_Ash December 30, 2021

Twitter

An unholy eldritch amalgamation of humanity's worst "people".

Twitter user: I think the age of consent should be 2 minutes old!

by idk6000 January 1, 2022