Trump Stupid

A catastrophic type of stupid. A stupid so deep, that even stupid himself doesn't dare go near. Some say someone who is Trump Stupid has no hope of rehabilitation. The mere existence of millions of people that are Trump Stupid has led world scholars to question the credibility and strength of the United States' educational system. Europe's leading physicians are saying genetics might be to blame, and are branding those that exhibit features of Trump Stupid as a syndrome, leading to the popular diagnostic abbreviation, TSS.

Stupid: I didn't know a tomato is technically a fruit
Trump Stupid: What's a tomato?

Stupid: I need paper to add 2 + 2 together
Trump Stupid: What's 2 + 2 mean?

Stupid: I can't think of anything that rhymes with thunder
Trump Stupid: Thunder rhymes with thunder

by Gman October 8, 2016

trump deal

When someone gets screwed.

You got screwed, that's a trump deal.

by thumbtrooper September 19, 2017

Trump league

One step below Bush League

Donald's White House cabinet is horrible, they are so Trump League!

by Mileofkyle February 9, 2017

Trump tweet

Trump tweet- any offhand comment that is spoken or written before thinking it through.

I trump tweeted my mother-in-law and now she won't talk to me.

by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017

trump voter

This is the new 'politically correct' replacement for 'retard' that we have all been waiting for!

Yeah, *congratulations*, Trump Voter! You placed second in the Special Olympics!

by evildave March 20, 2017

Trump Tweet

The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.

"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"

by andsowego March 21, 2017

Trump-fuckery

Negative Insanity that you're forced to deal with every morning you wake up when Trump is president

I wonder what trump-fuckery we'll wake up to this morning!

by signchic February 6, 2017