alpha troll

1) Someone that thinks he/she is the top troll in a chatroom/website/social media, known for taking on other trolls and trying to make them look amateurish compared to them.

2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.

Noodle: '' migule i find amazing how the trolls are fighting among each other today...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''

by elstud April 3, 2016

low troll

A third class Internet troll.

Derek posted a lot of defamatory statements on his computer however no one paid attention to him that makes him a low troll.

by Mr. Robotron May 18, 2020

Bid Troll

Someone who Bids huge amounts for an item on eBay with no intention of paying either for a joke or to end your item as it is competing with their's.

John: Did you hear about those AK47 £5 notes going on eBay for £80,000.
Joe: No one actually paid 80 grand for a £5 note, it was just bid trolls racking up the price for a laugh.

by Crustyanius October 31, 2016

Troll Instinct

The insane instinct that drives people to troll others on the internet. Will often make people do or say things online they’d otherwise never do in real life.

Some guy: What possessed you to berate that person

Troll: just feeding my troll instinct

by Itdrtyndere April 8, 2019

sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.

I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.

by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016

news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .

News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.

by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013

Terra Troll

It is the territory of Trolls. Where every point less argument actually starts making a point. It's a nasty place not meant for the light hearted or people who can't take jokes.

+Do not enter terra troll.
+Shy guy Adam accidentally entered terra troll. He is much smarter now.

by Aoer August 30, 2017