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yank yank toss

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)

"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
by Eric_The_Viking April 21, 2008
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Tossed Salad

Tossed Salad is cunnilingus. The labia are the salad and they are tossed with the tongue.
I went to her house for dinner and ended up having tossed salad.
by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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Tossing the devil’s salad

When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devil’s salad.
by 9r9k June 25, 2020
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Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
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Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
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toss

Someone who tosses him/herself in front you - particularly to draw your attention and tease you
Jeez, she just tossed herself in front of that dude!
by anewman15 October 4, 2020
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Deviled toss salad

The act of when your tripping on LSD acid and Xanax then decide it's a great idea to eat ass of a angry bull
Josh- bro I'm tripping I see an angry bull let's give him the deviled toss salad
by @$$blaster November 7, 2021
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