Schultze Tool

Any man in Schultze Hall at Calvin College.

Patrick. Schultze Tool. Period.

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011

hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.

"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"

by Marmarbrinks May 14, 2015

dotting tool

A tool to make dots for nail art

Gah!I need a dotting tool for this design.

by Whynot485 July 04, 2017

BMW TOOL

MALE DRIVER OF BMW 430. WEARS DRIVING GLOVES AND HAS A MANS.

HE LIKES TO PICK UP IS MANS IN THE VERT, WEARS DRIVING GLOVES TO KEEP THEM HANDS SOFT FOR HIS MANS. SOME MAY CALL HIM A BMW TOOL

by PSEUDONYM6969696969696969 March 07, 2022

cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.

"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"

by TessAmanda October 17, 2007

fag tool

A male using another male to pleasure ones self without the other male knowing.

Hey my homeboy reece is my fag tool.

by Emoshy February 14, 2016

Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.

“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”

by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022