matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.

“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”

by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020

Matt Lauer

Verb - to act inappropriately towards or harass in a sexual manner when it’s seemingly outside your character.

That girl/boy/man/woman is so cute/sexy, I’m totally going to Matt Lauer them.

by blkngoldjosh November 30, 2017

Little Matt

Little bitch boy who is not only built like squshy from oozma kappa, but also heat meizer. constantly angry and drives like my grandmother. certified little bitch boy. constantly has something to say or be upset about.

damn pro, you're such a pussy, you're really acting like Little Matt right now

by ChroMe Ghostz April 25, 2023

Matt attat

A person who is a Matt attat is a highly hyperactive human being who has the brain capacity of a blue whale high on cocaine. There are tests to prove that if a Matt attat were to get more hyperactive then he currently is he would dissolve into a puddle of low-sugar Yacult.

What ever you do, don't do that to the Matt attat

by Matt attat June 11, 2019

Matt-Oan

The best person ever. Perfect in every way. Perfect look and personality.

Whoa, it’s Matt-Oan, how is he so perfect! He’s the goat.

by TheGoatDecider October 17, 2020

Matt’s alright

The best content creator out there, also the driver of the Sus Bus™.

Matt’s alright, especially on Thursdays 🥸

1: you hear about Matt?
2:yea, i’ve heard Matt’s alright.

by Bes Mean May 26, 2021

Metal Matt

An awkwardly long hug. Usually performed by your awkward friend. The hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. As you start to pull away, they'll just grab onto you more.

Dude, Casey's metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so I don't have to hug him anymore...

by Fatdrumhighmatt! September 11, 2011