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Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
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Lisa&Dave

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Baby Daves

This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act
You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.

Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.
by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021
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Dave Diot

Ass Hole, Jack ass, a general person you hate, May harass you for no reason
by TheMan696969863 September 8, 2010
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Super Dave

The Best Car SalesMan In Modern Day History!!! He Will get you top dollar for your trade in paid for or not, he’s focused and Will get you the best deal every time!!! Saving time and money!!! Bad Credit Doesn’t stand a chance come see him ASAP!!! At #OrrNissanBossier For your next car buying experience Conveniently located on the corner of 2323 Viking dr. N Benton rd
Super Dave is the best car salesman ever!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!
by Smartie left brained December 8, 2021
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dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr
by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022
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Dave Morehouse

A person for whom you would drive an hour or two out of the way for so he could have a cool photo to put in the yearbook; friend; also used as a verb.
I was on a road trip with this guy and I Dave Morehoused him, a bit out of the way for sure, but I can't wait to see the photographic results!
by Lucas Watzenrode September 6, 2018
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