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Joey

a white guy that built like a guitar and only eats ramen
Look theres a Joey ! *points at guitar
by nyc.org April 30, 2023
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joey weiss

A goofy, loving guy who has many of friends. Everyone likes him, he is very sporty and is great at giving hickeys. He can be very triggered at times but doesn't show it. Usually has big ears as well
Joey weiss, what is that on your girls neck yo?
by Tdawg159 February 9, 2017
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Joey Sullivan

Joey sullivan; the noun of someone who's short and dated aria
"hey, you're a joey Sullivan!"
"No, I'm tall!"
by Markys wife May 28, 2024
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Joey

Joey is a handsome boy who deserves to be loved and needs help. He gets very sad over small things but he is so cute hes like a little baby. There are some things he needs to learn about life but doesnt have the right people around him to teach him them. The love he gives feels so free you can have so much fun together he will make you feel so comfortable and even hearing him breathe can make you feel so safe. His voice is so calming its like listening to the waves of the ocean and his energy his laugh is contagious. He will make you happy even when you dont want to be. If he wants you he will change for you. The heartbreak really hurts when hes gone because he was the only one you had, the one who stuck beside you and supported you in everything, he will try to understand you and he will love you, but he cant stand being alone. I miss you and ill never stop loving you because what i felt for you was real.
Girl 1:isnt that joey
Gurl 2: yes, hes with that new girl but i wish he knew how i felt, i never wanted it to end.
by Stt10709 October 7, 2025
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Joey Joke

A joey joke is when somebody says an outdated or really unfunny joke. Examples of Joey jokes include but are not limited to saying sussy, a poop joke, anything related to among us, the whopper song, or just anything everyone can unanimously agree is incredibly unfunny.
Person 1: I'ma fuck the shit out of you
Person 2: Woah sussy
Person 3: Who tf says sussy? Joey joke.
by JoeyJokes420 August 12, 2023
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Joey

a Joey is that tall, funny guy who's everyone's friend, he's the hot ringleader of the group, a gentle giant that gets rambunctious when he drinks, takes a lot of shots like a bro but needs a chaser like a bitch, sweet and smart, a shoulder to cry on, the whole package, especially since the "giant" part isn't just in reference to his height
Is good ol' Joey coming out?
Nah, not tonight.
Ah, fuck it then!
by dontlookatmeiwasneverhere October 10, 2019
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Joey

Has a Dick bigger than an eifel tower and can slay any pussy he wants. A sexual Tyranosaures rex
Guy 1:Danm Joey Blew that girls back out last night
Guy 2: I heard it was addison rae!
Addison: Joey just fucked me to the moon and back
by 442oons November 27, 2020
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