Crabs

Lice for your vagina.

Omg you have crabs!

by bunlicker69 January 20, 2022

Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.

Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Sea Crabs

A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.

I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017

Crabbing

Taking a haircomb and running it through your pubes to get the crabs out

"damn bitch you need to go crabbing"

by octoNG March 13, 2023

Crab Game

Most competitive game award by chat on twitch gaming. Crab Game is a First-Person Multiplayer game made by Norwegian indie developer Daniel Sooman (or just Dani) where you fight for the ultimate cash price in different minigames and definitely not based on Squid Game on Netflix. The game was released for MS Windows on Steam and for macOS and Linux on Itch.io in October 2021, the macOS and Linux editions were later released on Steam on 16 November. The game reached 10 million downloads in January 2022.

Someone: Do you know Crab Game ? It's so freaking funny!
Friend: Ohhhh, the game that copied Squid Game ?
Someone: YOU DARE TO SAY DANI's GAME COPIED SQUID GAME??????
Friend: Oh shi-
Someone: *beat the friend up*

by despertk February 20, 2022

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020