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turd pony

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."
by Tr0l1er December 31, 2017
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Ponis

Large and much girth pony
Your ponis made me churn and juice a little .
by Bigponis July 18, 2021
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RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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One track pony

A person who can only focus on one thing.
That guy over there can only play the drums he’s a one track pony.”
by Westworld July 14, 2019
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Ping pong on a pony

An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.
Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.
by Demoness June 1, 2011
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Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.
I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony
by DoctorDark November 10, 2024
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pony twist

when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture
dude i pony twisted this african man last night!!
by slimybigballs July 10, 2015
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