chockee milk

1. The greatest drink ever created. The semen of Christ himself. No one (not even the boys) could possibly manifest the resistance to say no to this legendary beverage.

2. The prized liquid gold of all cross country runners.

I would shoot someone for an ounce of chockee milk.

by Alexis_nigglet July 20, 2020

Milk-Bagger

Someone who puts their jug of milk in a plastic bag instead of using the handle the jug comes with.

Cashier: *rings up the milk* are you a Milk-Bagger
Customer *surprise Pikachu face*
Cashier: do you put your jug of milk you bought here in a (insert grocery store name) bag.

by Minnesotaman18 October 11, 2021

Milk Planet

The wrapper who made “lucid dreams” and fucking died.

“Milk planets dead”

by Daddydingledick December 9, 2019

milk fucker

Hung over co-worker that repeatedly drinks milk as a substitute for not eating dinner after a big night on the drinks and spews every time in the work truck on the way to the job, and for some dumb reason he thinks he won't spew today.

Dazza your such a "milk fucker". You have done that everyday after payday this month. Dumb cunt..

by Milk fucker December 29, 2021

milking the dog

Jacking off a dog.

by Jimmy John April 19, 2003

milk shocker

The act of one pregnant partner of a lesbian 69 who manipulates her lactating breasts in such a fashion as to make them disgorge their milky load into the vagina and rectum of the second partner.

"So i was totally scissoring with Sheila, then we switched to 69 and out of nowhere BOOM she gave me a righteous Milk Shocker" --Homework Chan

by Knowledgeispower July 3, 2008

Booty Milk

The runny diarrhea like substance that comes out of your booty hole when your constipated. This usually happens when your booty hole is infected.

Ughhh! I can't make this "Booty Milk" stop coming from my assssss!!!

by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010