When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
by Chung July 22, 2024
Get the Gravy Trumpetmug. The act of eating a woman out in such an exceptional fashion, that the result is your face bears the uncanny resemblance to one who has shoved their face into a poutine, or other gravy coated food.
by Grumblypants the 3rd November 3, 2019
Get the Gravy chinmug. Man, I was eating out a girl while I was drunk and her tuna gravy was all over my face. I wanted to gag.
by Some girl in Ohio February 22, 2020
Get the Tuna Gravymug. I just got bought $200 which was about initial investment. Kept the house gravy. If it goes I’m in, if it sinks I’ll buy more and be exactly where I was before I sold
by @mikefromlongbeach July 8, 2020
Get the house gravymug. The most amazing, star studded being in the universe, Gravy isn't just a god, She's an idea.
Gravy?
Gravy.
Gravy holds the true power of the universe as well as tackling the heavy task of one of her father's looking as Tim Allen looks.
Gravy is us, we are Gravy, you are Gravy,
Rejoice in Gravy, for She will bring Tesco tomato juice to all!
Gravy?
Gravy.
Gravy holds the true power of the universe as well as tackling the heavy task of one of her father's looking as Tim Allen looks.
Gravy is us, we are Gravy, you are Gravy,
Rejoice in Gravy, for She will bring Tesco tomato juice to all!
by In love with gabe September 17, 2021
Get the Gravymug. When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.
by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016
Get the gravy shartmug. by MrRowdyMan December 1, 2020
Get the Toilet Gravymug.