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Xander Evans

The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.
Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Evan

Well we're do I begin, most definitely the most down to earth human being I have ever encountered with multiple personas wich all come out of love even the one slinging dope lurping with L learning to love herself so she can love him 100% the way he deserves . He is a rapchat capper because he knows he really can sing like an angel or better than sublime he has a smile that will make you wett your pants and a dick so Bigg you are going to eventually throw up on it I don't care if you have no gagg reflexes or teeth. Funny is a understatement , his humor has swagg that will get any girl to drop their panties and their sisters too ! Even the gay men want him too though he is just gonna finesse them out they cash while he drives in circles and purposely runs out of gas to spend more alone time with his girl. Gambling let's just say he's got it figured out........ He always wins in the end . The depth of this Evan goes deep he will always keep u guessing and he is no dummy he will do you right. Don't fold under pressure and did I mention he beats the pussy like rocky and makes love like every girl dreams to have and never gets cuz he's all mine . The rest remains unseen because its us vs you . Evan I love you. Morality you bring out the best ! You are magically delicious and my lucky charm.. if you get Evan there is none like mine.
Oh look their goes Evan and Alexis, they are winning again.
Damn Evan is so sweet.
by Highon you February 12, 2023
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Evan

Evan is somebody who is probably going to take your car keys as you check into a and forget your keys at the front desk.
by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021
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Evan

Evan is an unpopularity ship name for the show Ena, the ship itself is about a a character named Ena and Van. The ship is often called Ena x Van or Van x Ena however Evan is just a short way of saying it.
Yo not going to lie Evan is kinda a cute couple
Awww Evan is so cute

What the heck is Evan
by lulu the kitty cat October 8, 2022
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Evan

Evan is the most kind, courageous, hard working person you will ever meet he is strong, ambitious and never gives up. He’s beautiful and caring inside and out!

The most soulful person who cares a lot for others , he’s friendly and so funny!

Don’t let a Evan go if you have one 🙂
Evan is so caring
by WoolfB November 22, 2021
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