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smash some panda

1. Go to town on the BIGGER PLATE from PandaExpress.
2. Go to town on a fat asian chick.
"I could smash some Panda!"
by BigDaddyTeemoe August 28, 2018
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Panda Paw

A mix of massage and stretching exercises done by Ben and Liv Hatley. It was so named because of Ben's large hands. Often he does them to his grandkids or friends. And also he does these to Liv who absolutely loves it. This is guaranteed to make you limber. No ifs, hands, or paws about it!
Ben: Hey, anybody up for a baseball game? I'm ready to do my Panda Paw. You've got to warm up, you know? You can't play baseball on a cold body.

Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.

D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.

Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)

Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?

Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.

D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?

Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.

Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!

Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.

D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!

Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 22, 2011
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Blissful Panda

Blissful Panda is a twitch user with (At The Time) 1 follower, that being her best friend, RievexMay. She moderates for RievexMay and is pretty much unknown. As of today, all we know about Blissful Panda is that her name is Aubrey.
"Who's Blissful Panda?"
"Oh, She's RievexMay's Moderator. Shes cool."
by DepressedDepression June 1, 2023
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Panda Enemy

People who break or destroy headbands. If you break someone's headband pandas will never love you.
Girl #1: Oh my god! Nick broke my favorite headband.
Girl #2: He is most definitely a Panda Enemy now.
by pandashateyou October 16, 2010
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ranveer panda

bitch. ranveer panda is 5”4 but he has 4 feet energy. he never thinks and is always stupid
ranveer panda: sometimes i think
everyone: beats him up
by ranveerhater4lyf July 27, 2023
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red pandas

red pandas are a type of panda. They are very cute animals with very kind hearts. They are loveable and very sweet!
Girl: I love red pandas!
Boy: what’s is a red panda
Girl: a cute panda
by Red Panda Lover February 15, 2021
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Kung Fu Panda 4

Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife
Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"
by oh_hayhay March 9, 2024
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