Texting

A recently facinating type of communication by cellular devices that everyone; and I mean EVERYONE seems to be using. Apparently it's mentally &, physically addictive; much like sex....or Myspace. Mainly consists of a few shortened words that often have no meaning what-so-ever.

A texting conversai is sually somewhere along these lines:

"ayyye"
"Hello."
"wad up"
"The Ceiling, You Fucktard."
"lyk omfg, u dont got 2 b so bitchy"
"I Wouldn't Be, If You Learned To Use Proper English."
"fck u"
"Yeah, Up Yours!"

by xxbecca March 31, 2009

dead text

a text that has nothing you can reply to or ends a conversation.

guy 1: wats up
guy 2: nothin. u?
guy 1: nothin
guy 2: cool
guy 1: ok
guy 2: dude thats a dead text

by twitchykid123 December 13, 2010

texting

A dumb way to communicate. True. You can talk to several people at one time, but most of the converstaions are entierly useless. A pansy way to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend and ask someone out. Teenagers use it to worsen their english skills except for a few smart ones. Easier than a phone call sometimes, but also taxing and dumb. A phone is supposed to be used to CALL people, not type.

(1)

Katie- (texting) u rlly r a gr8 guy but i dnt s us gowen newhere
John-(texting) Can you just call me? It would be so much easier.
Katie-(texting) Na I dnt wana hear u cry over da phone txten is easir.
John-(texting) You're such a retard. You can barely talk. (tries to call)
Katie-(ignores and starts to text) U ass.

(2)
A bunch of friends sitting at Taco Bell. One guy gets mad at his friend for a stupid joke. He drives off, pissed. Sends text message to girl saying, "U bitch! I cant believe u said dat!
Girl-(texts back) ....Di d you seriously just drive off and text me?

by Chilli_Pepper June 26, 2009

Texas Twister

The back and forth twisting motion of the hands by a female while performing oral sex on a male. The hands twist left and right while stroking up and down the shaft simultaneously.

My girlfriend was blowing me last night, but she went all texas twister on my junk.

by Johnny Hannasticks May 7, 2010

DTT (double text theory)

The double text theory is defined as the act of another person texting you twice (or more) without you texting back, usually with a significant pause between texts (i.e. 5 minutes+). This Theory states that this action shows increased interest from a normal text-to-text conversation. The individual that receives the messages is most likely dominant in the conversation or relationship.

Girl: "Hey what's up?"
15 min later: "What are you doing?"
Boy: "nm u?"

Boy: "I can't wait to see that new movie with that thing! What are you doing friday?"
Hours later...
Boy: "So did you want to go with me to the movie?"
Girl: "New phone who diss?"

Usually if you act like a bitch and use the DTT (double text theory), you will be denied.

by CharlieDangerfield July 24, 2011

Text It

Used mainly on Myspace and Facebook in status updates. It is put up to let others know that they want a text message from others because they are fucking stupid and have no friends.

Status Update: Going to school. Text it :)

Brad: Man that motherfucker sounds so goddamn stupid.

by Bradc20 December 9, 2008

textual activity

noun - Sexual banter via text messaging

C9: Yo dude, why did you lock your iPhone?

T4: Uhh, because I've been engaging in some risque textual activity lately and I can't be having people read that.

by rks March 10, 2008