Tech

A tech is the nike jacket that came out and has everyone thinking they dripped out in it

This dude Blake always wearing his $130 techs and they aren’t nice!!

by techmas2022 January 11, 2022

Tech Park

Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.

Yo are you going to the Tech Park at 6 am on a Monday?

by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

Tech Veggin

A point at which all actions, communications, thoughts, and movements involve a piece of technical equipment.

If the person you are talking to on facebook chat is sitting right next to you, you are tech veggin.

If the tv is within reaching distance, but you still change the channel with the remote, you are tech veggin.

by Vwall2006 October 25, 2010

Multi-teching

the act of using many electronic items at once.

She was multi-teching, playing on her computer, texting nd watching TV at the same time

by pistachio53 March 6, 2011

Tech Tramp

Someone who fishes something back out the Recycle Bin.

Me: Whatcha doin', man?
Friend: Just getting this file I accidentally deleted from the Recycle Bin.
Me: LOL, you tech tramp.

by Vixter Frerard January 30, 2014

Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.

Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”

by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025