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smoke take

Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.

A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:

Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 26, 2011
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let me take a selfie

When you whant to keep a moment in a picture and you are about to do something else, you stop for a moment and grab your smartphone and says
Is late we have to go, but first... Let me take a selfie
by franklyned June 10, 2014
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Yuppie take over

When a group of young Urban professionals "and the town council raises taxes systematicly .This is done by putting millions into the school system , then building McMansions everywhere. Property taxes double almost immediately . All the Old timers and lower median income people must sell out .
P1 The Mayor just built himself a McMansion and layed off half the cops
P2 sounds like a Yuppie take over , next they'll tare down the movie theatre and build a book store
P1 is there a law against puching someone with glasses
P2 ofcourse, it's a second degree offense !
by Lou Cypher September 7, 2008
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take him to the park

1: Break up your relationtionship with another.

2: Ditch your date.

Both definitions refer to taking that puppy dog boy (usually) somewhere to be dumped and picked up by someone else, or just lost.
Ugh, He is so clingy he is driving me Nuts! Thats it, its time to take him to the park!
by Maylain November 14, 2005
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Take a gay dump on me

Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.
Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?
by BKx69xDropScopes February 19, 2011
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takeda

A strong independent man, usually will have a temper but is a great friend. He has been hurt physically mentally and emotionally but doesn't show it. He helps his very close friends and family and would do anything to protect them. He is a good person to be friends with, will smile through the hardest times and can understand just about anything.
Woman 1: Hey Takeda, are you okay? Takeda: Yeah. Just a lot on my mind. Do you want to go on a walk or something? * Smiles*
by Takahashi_ Geek#1 November 25, 2019
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chum taker

someone of either sex who takes it in the ass
Nathan is the giver and Jason is the reciever, thus making Jason the CHUM TAKER
by almighty hallsy July 11, 2006
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