When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.
I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.
by huckleberry_finsta July 25, 2023

A Ross Thomas tail was being told, it went a little like this ‘The grass was pink that day back in 1916’
by Jay rae June 24, 2020

I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".
by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".
Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
by QuacksO November 6, 2022

by JJConifer May 27, 2017

by Davies84 June 9, 2019

Often confused with the Colombian necktie, this is where the tongue of an individual is cut and placed sticking out of their rectum.
Person 1:They found out tony was snitching, and gave him a Laotian rat tail.
Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.
Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.
Person 2: Uh, my bad.
Person 2:Is that where they slit your throat and pull your tongue through.
Person 1: Nah it’s where they cut your tongue off and place it sticking out yo ass. Kinda like it sticking its tongue out at you.
Person 2: Uh, my bad.
by Glok November 13, 2018
