Mike: Did you see Cody`s girlfriend? She is so ugly! And she has a flat ass chest!
Cassandra: No, she is just a no-flapper beast!
Cassandra: No, she is just a no-flapper beast!
by Cassandra Q March 7, 2007

When a two year old boy pushes a gas powered lawnmotor twice his size, he may just be a Beast LaRubus. Beast LaRubus's generally display the characteristics of strength and superior ball handling skills except when approaching the goaline of a huge televised game. Beast LaRubus's also are good little brothers.
EXAMPLE ONE
John- "OH! Erich! Look he's pushing that lawn mower by himself! He's a beast!"
Erich- "Not. He's Beast LaRubus!"
EXAMPLE TWO
Annonuncer: "This guy is a beast! He has carried the ball nearly 70 yards this drive!
Oh he's approaching the goaline and.... FUMBLE!!! What a bummer.....
John- "OH! Erich! Look he's pushing that lawn mower by himself! He's a beast!"
Erich- "Not. He's Beast LaRubus!"
EXAMPLE TWO
Annonuncer: "This guy is a beast! He has carried the ball nearly 70 yards this drive!
Oh he's approaching the goaline and.... FUMBLE!!! What a bummer.....
by Someone in California February 12, 2009

1. Title of popular Rolling Stones track
2. Overweight and gruesome female that has not been blessed in the physical appearance department
2. Overweight and gruesome female that has not been blessed in the physical appearance department
1. "I'll never be your beast of burden..."
2. "Agghh, that is rank, she is well nasty, she is a beast of burden. I wouldn't touch her with your d*ck"
2. "Agghh, that is rank, she is well nasty, she is a beast of burden. I wouldn't touch her with your d*ck"
by MIB October 18, 2004

by El Presador March 1, 2011

Fong: What would you give that girl?
Fred: HOLY SHIT THAT IS UGLY, MY EYES
Fong: Yea, she's a Beast of Burden
Fred: HOLY SHIT THAT IS UGLY, MY EYES
Fong: Yea, she's a Beast of Burden
by Cyanm November 22, 2011

A cheese dick who is trying very hard to become the cheese wizard. One who is very skilled at being a cheese dick. What Chris C. was before he was the Cheese Wizard.
by DonkeyNation October 16, 2008

by WTAB Admirer September 6, 2012
