splanky

when u take a shit from a helicopter

I hit a splanky in the second world war

by barackobama23 December 7, 2022

Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022

Splurker

An unskilled bicycle rider who sees a danny mac red bull video, buys a "street trials" bike, learns absolutely zero biketrials skills but uses the hashtag #biketrials and talk about how excited they are for competitions but have never ridden their bike on anything but flat concrete. They love putting their feet on strange spots on the bicycle, and pretending they are bmx riders. Unfortunately bmx riders passed their skills 3 decades ago, splurkers are ignorant but happy as there are hundreds of them online.

Remeber before 2009 when splurkers didn't exist?

by Hermance January 15, 2023

Spunk Buddy

A Variation on the traditional bunk buddy sleeping arrangement in male bedrooms. Rather than have separate bunks for sleeping, the top bunk is used solely for masturbating with the bottom configured for top n' tail sleeping.

Looking Forward to going skiing next month, Karl has agreed to be my Spunk Buddy for the week. Saves fighting over who gets the bottom bunk !

by Slayer117 January 19, 2023

Splinko

a way of expressing a kind of stupid excitement released by seeing a funny image or animal

Oh my look at that Splinko!

by DrFukFace January 24, 2023

Spunk

an exceptionally smelly batch of cum

man this time your cum had lot of spunk

by Wutinator January 31, 2023

Spelunking

Needless to say don't fucking do this with me.

Hym "Then don't go spelunking with me you jackass! You sacks of shit have deluded yourself into believing that revenge is never justified no matter what you do to people and are flabbergasted when somebody suggests that, yeah, I would probably violently revenge you for that. It's not a contentious statement."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023