Special buys stiffy

When your penis becomes erect while shopping at Aldi

Hey Scott, why are you hiding behind the shopping trolley? Have you got a special buys stiffy ?

by Fat Sticks August 1, 2023

Uni Special

1. combination meal served at Oriental Kitchen which includes Noodles, few pieces of fried chicken, and rice in your choice hot or teriyaki sauce. Always served hot and fresh by a middle-aged Korean man who looks like he wants to chop you head off with a cleaver.

WHAT DO YOU WANT!
uh...can i have one uni special?
WHAT KIND OF SAUCE
uh...teriyaki?
NOW GET OUT
ok..

by Peter Kim March 8, 2003

shithouse special

a smoking pipe made from an empty toilet paper roll with a dime sized hole in the top and a small piece of aluminum foil used for a screen.

I lost my bowl, so i had to go macgyver, and craft up a shithouse special!

by rychell February 22, 2008

Turner Special

A Turner Special is the name given to someone who adds extra pieces of food to a standard meal which have no relevance or connection to the meal itself and which makes the portion size of the meal supersized!

A meal of fish, chips and peas

A turner special would be -
Fish, chips and peas with added extras - southern fried chicken breast, hash browns, potato waffles and an egg

These extra pieces of food have no right to be on the plate and ruin a traditional tasty meal!

by threedeckstew June 15, 2009

Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!

I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!

by melvinjunko June 29, 2009

The "Special" Challenge

Try touching your fingers to your wrist and biting you neck at the same time.

Forest Gump got nothin' on that dude. He battles The "Special" Challenge everyday.

by Elegance February 15, 2010

a special weaver

a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.

After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.

A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.

by the glazed brownie master November 19, 2009