Pandemic Special

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows

This new girl I’m seeing may be a pothead but damn is she great! I get a pandemic special almost every day!

by rock17 September 30, 2020

Jose Special

Lazy ass with not one fuck given when it comes to work ethics. Could care less about any goals or performance. Typically has excuses for everything and bitches about how much better others are doing. Usually walks around and carries himself slower than two turtles fucking.

Yo man what's up with these people always slacking?
Yeah I know they're serving up a jose special mon-fri!

by ElPrimero September 13, 2019

The Burgerville Special

Originating from members of the Battle Ground High School Advanced Jazz Band, the Burgerville special is an equal mix of every soda from the Burgerville soda dispenser, ketchup, and pepper. The addition other condiments is optional.

The Burgerville Special is disgusting.

by BeezBeezBeez November 18, 2018

spud special

a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer

guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL

by kent vandals September 23, 2013

creampie special

when you order at HD BURGER ask for the special menu and say" lemme get the creampie special" then they will repeatedly fuck you in the ass and cut your head off after they are done

lets get a creampie special at hd blood

by shlonggodbertram May 24, 2018

The Moses’ Special

When a guy spreads a woman like the the Red Sea.

“Wow, man. I really gave her the Moses’ special”

by Goblinbabe August 4, 2022

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.

i’m about to give you the texas special bro.

by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020