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Lil Skeet Skeet

the best soundcloud rappe you will ever hear of in your life!
by lil skeet skeet February 28, 2019
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Jet-Skeet

When riding a Jetski with two or more males sitting nuts on butt
Please get your arms off me Chad , its bad enough we have to Jet-skeet.
by E1lipsis... March 2, 2019
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Skeet

A word used in place of vulgar language.
Where the skeet have you been?

What the skeet?

The skeetin' girl wouldnt hury up.
by Krissy O'Heron April 9, 2006
mugGet the Skeetmug.

skeet

skeet is to cum and ejaculate
johnny you skeeted on yours sisters face
by damon cunt March 13, 2019
mugGet the skeetmug.

skeet

"One second, I gotta skeet my hog, it's Friday."
"Bro, why are you telling me you're gonna J.O.? The fuck?"
"Nah man, I'm posting a skeet on Bluesky."
by Who is this nobody? August 8, 2023
mugGet the skeetmug.

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."
by reaganaut October 7, 2011
mugGet the no-boner skeetmug.

skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.
You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."
by your little spermite January 21, 2010
mugGet the skeet-policemug.

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