simmer

a bisexual nigga that likes to fuck men and give them anally creampies

that nigga gay, he a simmer

by billy sampson April 13, 2022

simmy

a huge woman who eats cake

oh look simmy is eating cake again

by simmylover April 16, 2022

SimpSet Corpus

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by JaiMarxism April 28, 2022

Simpslayer

A person who is not friends with any simps

John is a Simpslayer

by SIMPSLAYERJOE May 27, 2022

simpseeker

This is an individual who purposely flaunts their god given assets or abilities to draw the opposite sex in. Once they get the simp's attention, they will exploit them for any type of gain. A simpseeker shall not be confused with an attention whore because the only thing an attention whore wants to gain is attention. A simpseeker wants something in return.

-danithedame

Johnny: "you talk to the new girl?"
Eric: "nahh i heard she's a simpseeker"

by DanitheDame June 27, 2022

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

simpsplaining

The gist of an unorthodox point of view that cannot be proven or disproven.

"Aliens trick Americans to forfeit their smartest children to go on spaceships to be experimented on and given knowledge in exchange for lots of money to cover the oxygen and water for long duration space travel," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the complex structure in which the USA works with extra terrestrial society to mutually benefit and grow.

by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022