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Short-Term Nut

When you're reminiscing about how nice of a nut you had and you try and remember what you nutted to, but you completely forget. And then you spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember but you just can't. Then you start hallucinating, thinking you found the video, but it's just another amateur rip off where the thot is clearly in her 40's.

>Not to be confused with the Mandela Nut.
"Hey man, I could hear you through the wall, that sounded liked a pretty good nut. Can you tell me the video?"
"Oh sure, It's uh... It's uh..."
"Sounds like short-term nut to me."
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
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grinds my shorts

a term used to express annoyance. Can be used in replacement of activates my almonds.
When people say crossiant instead of quackson it really grinds my shorts.
by grindsmyshorts January 25, 2019
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Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.
Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”
by pillow1255 August 14, 2022
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bombay short circuit

Poking one’s finger up one’s date whilst earnestly pumping one’s fist.
Johnno was engaged testing out a Bombay Short Circuit in the shower.
by Johnny Flange August 15, 2022
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short Ghanaian briefcase

To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude
Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma
by TheUma August 25, 2022
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Short People Kink

When shortstacks exist and you’d rather fuck them/date them rather then date/fuck tall people, you have a short people kink
“Yo dude, i love short people
“Ew, short people kink.”
by Unoimia April 28, 2022
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Short Nigga Syndrome

Short Nigga Syndrome, only applies to guys named Caleb because Caleb is a short person name.
by Aswan’s April 1, 2022
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