Santa

The real G

Person 1: Who’s your favourite person
Person 2: Santa

by Zirkzee is the future GOAT December 23, 2019

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Santa

Santa is a girl's name in Latvia. The most loving girl. One of a kind. Treasure to find. Same name means "saint" in spanish, italian, portuguese and santa clause.

I just met the most loving girl in the world, named Santa.

by little flower April 3, 2021

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Santa

a fat guy with bunda who is a pedo and gives presents to little kids. he doesn't exist.

6 year old: Hey Joe, what will you do for christmas?
Joe: Im asking Santa for a toy car!

by dick-tionarygrapher February 4, 2021

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santa plug

A colorful, jolly gingerbread flavored anal-plug

Oh no! its the second time I got my Santa plug lodged inside of my large intestine. Merry Christmas! And a happy new hole!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

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Santa

A man who can tell kids to sit on his lap for a picture without getting thrown in the slammer

"that Santa over there is kinda goofy smh my head"

by Susanea April 3, 2021

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Santa

Pure evil, a big fat paedophile who "sees you when you're sleeping" and "knows when you're awake. That's some scary shit like, I'd rather sleep in fucking peace.

Santa is evil, after all his name is an anagram of Satan. Perhaps he is Satan's apprentice?

by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022

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