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Shit Smuggler

Describes someone who has an odouress disposition.
Clive stunk like a shit smugglers duffel bag.
by blackninja980 October 4, 2007
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shit chewer

Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'
by Mister Rat November 8, 2009
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Shit-tastic

An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
your bro- "Dude i just saw your girlfriend blowing your boss."

you- "Well isnt that Shit-tastic!
by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011
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Shit Rolled

When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."
Clu: You gotta check out this new band, it's awesome! Look, here's the video.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!
by The Riqo April 6, 2011
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shit the rag

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.
"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"
by Timmy-K August 28, 2011
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shit ass butt load

(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...
by Booty Sweat PhD September 24, 2011
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shit me off

When something makes you angry.
People who spend all day complaining to Facebook shit me off.
Screamo shits me off.
God, my mum shits me off.
by Katie'sBlackInkRevenge April 29, 2012
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