Rock the Cob

Rock the cob is a game consiting of a board and a dowl with a corn cob on it. You then thro rocks at the corn cob trying to stall the rocks on the board and or stalling the rock on the top of the corn cob.

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Cob Master- Rock the Cob

by Mankato Locals at divine May 23, 2009

Rock Love

1. To feel a deep positive emotion of affection, pleasure or liking for someone or something based on the music they create

2. To fall in rock love is to fall in love musically.

1. Fiona Apple just gave me a musical orgasm and i think i'm falling in rock love.

2. They fell in rock love and have been making music together ever since

by u_l August 18, 2009

Rock mode

Rock mode is when a man experiences a rock-like feeling from his groinal region. A boner

"She walked in on me in the morning and caught me in rock mode"

by Prune Tracy October 31, 2009

Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010

rocketship ride

1. The act of a larger person picking up a shorter person around the chest and spinning around
2. A really bad innuendo

1. Haha! Look at Joe giving that kid a rocketship ride over there!
2. Hey baby, wanna ride on my rocketship?

by bb+af June 16, 2010

Rocom

A talented artist,
both art and music wise

a true performer.

Rocom says relax

by Mary say what June 23, 2010

rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010