elsa roberts

girl friend love you

hi elsa im bored so i thought id make this thing lol

by 666moron666 April 28, 2005

dirty robert

When a person eats shit and rubs it all over their body

Eli is a dirty Robert

by Bestfriend443 September 12, 2019

Robert Pattinson

An actor that is nowhere near attractive enough to play Edward Cullen, but made a decent Cedric Diggory.

Random Rob Fan: OMG, Robert Pattinson is soooooooo hot, he's perfect for Edward!
Me: Are you on crack?!?!?! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.

by Alice_laughed July 17, 2010

robert

A flaming faggot who is also a liar and only cares about themselves

you're being such a robert right now!

by bennyboolovesyou September 5, 2016

Robert

Originally a french name. This means a boy that is completely head over heels for this girl who is two years younger then him named Julie. He is adorable and sweet and amazing. Also him and his girlfriend Julie will get married and last forever. <33333333 (:

Hi, I'm Robert. I'm completely in love with my girlfriend Julie.

"That guy Robert is so cute!"

by Jooley_14 February 8, 2013

robert pattinson

a gorgeous, talented, charming British actor who won the hearts of so many as Edward Cullen in Twilight. unlike other Hollywood youngsters, this guy does not care about the attention from the media, in fact, he would rather go unnoticed in the hippest places.

Damn! i wanna fuck that Robert Pattinson. He's just so damn sexy and dirty.

by disbitchizbad March 26, 2009

Robert Nesta Marley

The greatest reggae singer the world has ever known. And the biggest druggie. God bless him.

R.I.P 1945-1981

Dude, Robert Nesta Marley is the shit

by Wild Horsehumper December 15, 2008