robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse

I wish I was as black as Robert Longland

by Yes7771w April 26, 2021

Sam Roberts

The most handsome man ever. The sweetest man in the whole world. He’s precious, he’s kind, he’s caring, he’s compassionate, he’s loving. He’s the perfect man. He is a great boyfriend, husband, and father. He is an angel from heaven.

“Sam Roberts, I love you forever”

by blondivitis March 5, 2025

Robert Fico

Ah shit, here we go again. Fico is the prime minister of Slovakia.

Slovak citizen #1: Robert Fico is prime minister for the fourth time, kurva.
Slovak citizen #2: Do piče! Has our nation learned nothing?
Slovak citizen #1: Yup. We can blame the lazy kokoti who didn't vote and are now protesting, ironically enough.

by Dubious.Life February 26, 2024

Robert

A gay ass faggot that uses roblox hacks and complains on the internet that his dad left him. All while on a discord call with his friends.

Stop being such a Robert.

by fartheadpeebutt January 29, 2020

riley roberts

The most beautiful girl in the world,dates guys that start with the letter N and last name R.She doesn't like bugs and usually has greenish eyes that turn blue in the winter.She normally will date someone with a name like Nathan.

Who is that beutiful girl over there,oh that's Riley Roberts

by 🤛🏽💞 September 20, 2017

Robert

The Hottest Guy in the world

I would do gay butt sex with Robert

by Freeg.Foogle March 25, 2023

Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022