going on a ride

Is when a worthless tramp has nothing more in life to do than " ride" around and smoke dope in her car.

I'm going on a ride gonna smoke a blunt

by Csoliftr57 April 22, 2018

taxi ride

When you take a girl home after a night out to do a bit of the horizontal shuffle and in a moment of painful sobriety you realise you've pulled a whale. Realising you need to get this mammoth out of the house before your mates see her you stop riding her and call her a taxi home. Like most taxi-rides the money you pay is rarely worth it.

"Dude what was going on in your room last night?"
"taxi-ride"
"oh... are you OK?"
"I'd rather not talk about it."

by Sebb May 22, 2005

Slow Ride

Woo

Slow ride
Take it easy
Slow ride
Take it easy
Slow ride
Take it easy
Slow ride
Take it easy

I'm in the mood
The rhythm is right
Move to the music
We can roll all night

Ooh, slow ride
Ooh

Slow ride
Take it easy
Slow ride
Take it easy

Slow down, go down
Got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me
Slow ridin' woman, you're so fine

Woo

I'm in the mood
The rhythm is right
Move to the music, yeah
We can roll all night, yeah

Ooh

Slow ride
Take it easy
Slow ride
Take it easy

Slow down, go down
Got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me
Slow ridin' woman, you're so fine

Slow ride
Easy
Slow ride
Sleazy
Slow ride
Easy
Slow ride
Sleazy

by Death Menace March 05, 2023

Kiddy Ride

A sexual engagement where the man pulls out just before the woman experiences an orgasm. He must follow up immediately with the statement, "please insert twenty-five cents to continue" and does not continue until the twenty-five cents is acquired. It is very likely that, during a kiddy ride, the woman will become very upset and or leave.

Jake: Dude, I went on a Kiddy Ride last night with some chick I met at the bar! I got her in bed, busted a nut (got mine), then mixed it up a little bit and said, "BITCH AH AINT GIVIN' YOU THAT!!!"

Jake II: Wow nice! Up top bro!!!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto May 19, 2010

a ride to the airport

to get a blowjob

i asked where phil and michaela were. somebody said they left work cause she was going to give him a ride to the airport

by dirty dynamite April 24, 2011

Ride the dolphin

To ride a dolphin

I'm bored of horse riding. Maybe I'll go and try ride the dolphin instead

by pseudo1134 November 21, 2010

Riding Patel

Someone who rides in the backseat when driving somewhere and there's only two of you.

Tom-"Dude, can you please give me a ride to the store? "
Rob- "Sure, But you're riding Patel"

by Suckster May 07, 2010