Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.

Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

hole rag

1. A disposable apparatus use to soak up the bloody drainage from a female's monthly cycle.

2. A stupid human being who's only worthwhile purpose for existing is to perform the aforementioned service.

"You are a complete tool, you stupid, motherfuckin' hole rag!"

by Amy P. August 24, 2004

sperm rag

A person who allows everyone to cum inside.

Fawn is sperm rag.

by chikilove July 14, 2022

Rag

Rag is a word simply meaning anything you want it to mean

“Eeeeee look at that raggy person”, “you look raggy today”, “that car is raggy’ “that is fuckin raggy that”

by Ragbag175 November 12, 2020

the rag fertilizer

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.

The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.

by nates small weiner August 11, 2010

Kint Rag

What a fat, smelly dentist uses to wipe the cum off his roly poly dick after he fucks up your mouth and gets excited about it.

Doctor: Fuck me, Gertrude, oops, it happened again, get me that handy dandy Kint Rag, my sweaty balls are sticking to this dumb bitch’s fillings.
Gertrude: Damn, Doc, you really must have fucked this one up, I havn’t seen so much juice come out of that tiny dick since you fucked me in the ass with a kotex in my cooter

by Butter Mike April 7, 2023

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011