Purple Jordans

A type of ecstasy pill that is purple in color and has a shoe on the front. Especially popular in Washington, specifically the 206 and 425.

Yo dude, last night i was so thizzed off of those purple jordans.

by alex24 April 13, 2007

Purple pickle

A thing in your pants you show to girls

Wanna see my purple pickle

by Siri is GAY April 15, 2019

purple haired women

Purple haired women insist on being stomped on choked gaged and most likely want to be fucked for non stop hours on till they pass out.

Purple haired girl: lemme bite ur balls and bust them like eggs!

Innocent dude: but but.

Purple haired woman: YOUR BALLS ARE MINE!

Innocent dude: NO IM A VIRGIN

Purple haired women: *inhales nut sack

by Belle ya mans March 21, 2021

purple

A color

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Purple Herman

Tweaking the nipple region with a thumb and fore finger.

The Gotch gave Mikey a Purple Herman for taking the last piece of pizza.

by Cornelius Gotchberg June 8, 2015

purple cunt

A cunt that is pruple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.

Jared is such a purple cunt because he acts like his life is so bad when it really isn't.

by Brynjella November 4, 2007

Purple pilled

Definition:

1. To be mind controlled, typically by a Mistress.
2. A process in which a subject is hypnotized, brainwashed or drugged into total compliance.
3. A form of female domination often involving a willing form of blackmail, used to fully subjugate a male into enslavement.

Bill was purple pilled by a Dominatrix, and he gave her all his passwords and account numbers. Now she owns him and he does her bidding.

by Mind control researcher March 1, 2021